Karma

At least she's giving us good hair. *shrugs*

So word is Swizzy is cheating on Ms Keys...

[insert crickets]

Who didn't see that coming?? Like, let's be real. This rumor is right on time actually. I figured it'd be about a year or so before there'd be some rumor surfacing about one of his side pieces who forgot their place. But Alicia, girl can you really be mad?? It was you who had a hit song named "Karma" so therefore you know a thing or two about it. Now you're getting a firsthand taste of the medicine you force fed poor ol' Mashonda. All she was tryna do was get her potentially flopworthy debut album completed & released and here you come with your child-bearing hips talking 'bout some try sleeping with a broken heart & stealing her man.

Cheesin', like their life is 100% and he ain't cheating.

Do I feel bad for you? NO. Are you pitiful? YES. With all the success, fame, beauty & other bullshit you got going for yourself, one would THINK you could at least grip you an equally successful SINGLE man. You thought you won something cus he put a ring on it & some semen in it. Ha! Whatever bitch. [And I say this with love Alicia. ♥] Let this be a lesson to you ladies (and fellas too for that matter, cus y'all be tryna save hoes, but I digress). 

How you get 'em....is how you'll lose 'em. 

And while I'm on the topic...Ima need for all these cheating ass celebs to STOP texting, sexting, skype-ing, leaving voicemails, losing cellphones, cutting hoes hush money off, & doing all that other shit that gets them caught. What? You ain't learn from the last group of celeb cheaters not to do that shit?? Oh, I see. You thought the rules didn't apply to you cus you are [insert name of any given celebrity with a pompous, holier than thou attitude] and you make millions?? *rolls eyes* You got the game fucked up....like you wouldn't eventually get found out. Bless your ol' ig'nant heart.